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I have been home a full week now. It’s weird. There’s this odd juxtaposition between having this wonderful freedom (what from being in the city and all) and having nothing to do.
I’ve been occupying myself with ridiculous busy work just to keep myself doing something…that busy work has not included unpacking though.
I came home looking ridiculous too…I had not realized how much stuff I had, so I told my mom not to come get me, and that I would fly home. Mistake. After rushing out to Wal-Mart to get another duffel bag, I came home with a messenger bag and a duffel hanging from my shoulders, a backpack on my back, a non-descript bag that had more shit in it, and a big thing of luggage I was dragging behind me. I checked the backpack and the duffel bag together as one bag by taping them together. I’m so smart. Surprised I didn’t get pulled over as a terrorist.
Okay, that is all.
Back to video games.
(Source: tennanty, via funsized-elephants)
(via allthatglimmersisgold)
Fire is awesome.
(Source: pi4nobl4ck, via allthatglimmersisgold)
I frequently use the phrase “On the list of things that are __________, that’s really __________”.
Now you all know why.
(Source: couragethecowardly-blog, via allthatglimmersisgold)
Up until 6 playing Assassin’s Creed.
Woke up at 3.
Said I’d go get “breakfast”
Instead opened a bag of kettlecorn and started browsing r/AlisonBrie.
Such fun I have.
Rrgh. Six shots of 151 proof rum in under an hour does not make a happy Alex the next morning. I am missing parts of last night.
After filming 2011’s Thor, director Kenneth Branagh noticed that the prop hammer -Mjolnir - had gone missing, distressing the famous director who had planned to keep it as a memento. Actor Tom Hiddleston, a longtime friend of Branagh’s, is reported to have taken the prop. He currently has no plans to return it, and is “not sorry.”
(via allthatglimmersisgold)
What is life. Legitimately.
Accidental discoveries are the best.
Monogamy and mahogany sound almost exactly the same. Coincidence? I think not.
Hello there hot girl across the hall who walks back from her shower in nothing but a towel.
Set a napkin on fire, didn’t get in trouble when it blazed up.
Won a tennis match 5-0.
Played with Sam the kitty
...
ohmygod THE CUTENESS
I made it until 6 PM. That doesn’t sound very...
I could certainly go for an orgasm right about now.